bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

  • TARDIS: Sorry doctor you're stuck with these teachers for the next three years
  • TARDIS: Also the chameleon circuit broke
  • TARDIS: A button got stuck so Susan's going to stab you all until you fix it
  • TARDIS: I've conveniently landed where you'll lose me have a nice time trying to find me again
  • TARDIS: Hey an alternate dimension filled with nightmares let's go there
  • TARDIS: You know what's better than Heathrow? Anything.
  • TARDIS: I was bored so I changed my entire interior layout
  • TARDIS: Also I deleted all the bedrooms
  • TARDIS: Hey I let the master in
  • TARDIS: Fuck you Charley
  • TARDIS: Oops I possessed your companion
  • TARDIS: I brought the other one back to life but now he can't die
  • TARDIS: You know where you could have a great vacation? the planet of carnivorous wasp people.
  • Doctor:
  • TARDIS: love you